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FICTION INDEX:
Jihad Universe 1.0
stories
Jihad Universe 2.0 stories
Operation PHOENIX
Operation PACIFICA
Operation HOMEFRONT
The Marraketh Connection
Operation SAMSONITE
Jihad Universe 3.0 stories
Non-Jihad Related
Short Stories
NONFICTION INDEX:
Barney: The Babysitter
by Alex Bellinghausen.
Untitled essay by Jamal Qureshi.
Untitled essay by Shahrazad.
DragonFyr's Pronunciation on the State
of the World and Happy Stuff (In Swahili with English subtitles), by Dan
Jones
Barney vs. Individualism, by Terrell
Henry.
Education, Commercialism and Barney,
by Terrell Henry.
Barnee and the Antagonist, by Jeff Verzak.
"Barney & Friends" vs. "Sesame
Street," A Comparison, by Aimee Yermish.
Untitled Essay by Amanda Van Rhyn.
The following works of creative fiction are in no way meant to represent nor misrepresent the Lyons Partnership, L.P., or their property Barney® the Purple Dinosaur or any other intellectual properties of the aforementioned Partnership, implicitly or explicitly. The fictional, demonic entity referred to as "B'harnii", "B'harne" and other nomenclature, only loosely based on the Barney® property, is not meant to represent nor tarnish the reputation of the Barney® property. Any potential use of the Barney® name falls within "fair use" as provided by 17 USC 1 § 107.
Warning: This section may contain descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. As always, the Jihad does not condone Real Life violence against the Barney® characters, or any other living being.
The tales of the Jihad Universe aren't always told in huge, multi-part Operations. Sometimes, the (relatively) smaller end of the scale is needed in order to tell the story. Most of these have only one or two authors, and can be read in less than a full day and night.
To wit, we present these smaller (but no less important) Tales of the Jihad
to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur. Stories are grouped in rough chronological
order (as regards to publication: JU dating may vary) Anybody with missing
segments of an incomplete story should contact
the Archivist
1995-96:
The Fox and the Flame, by CyberPyro
War At the Local WalMart, by CyberPyro and Most Holy
Brother Lucas, by Samhain Part 1,
Part 2, Part
3, Part 4, Part
5, Part 6, Part
7, Part 8, Part
9, Part 10, Part
11, Author's Notes
Introduction to Chaos, by Tim R. Geier
Purple Loosestrife, by Dragonfyre Jones
1997:
The Return, by Centurion A.G. Cerberus Part
1, Part 2 (Incomplete)
The Cruise of the Lydia, by Richard D. Sanford, Jr. (Incomplete)
Part 2, Part
3, Part 4
ANZAC Jihad, by Bobby Cox (Incomplete) Part
2, Part 3
Reformation, by Samhain
1998:
Effigy In Fire And Blood, by Most Holy and Team MAUL Part
1, Part 2, Part
3, Part 4, Part
5, Part 6, Part
7, Part 8, Part
9, Part 10, Part
11
1999:
Requiem, by Kat Templeton (Under construction)
Part 1: Beginning Again
Part 2: The Green Hills of Marraketh
Operation: Mmmmm.... Sprinkles, by Jim
Yearnshaw, et. al.
2000:
Untitled, by Aris Merquoni
and Rob Bos
On the Offensive, by Rob Bos
JPV Induction Ceremony, August 1, 2000, by Joe Schneider (aka Puppeteer)
2001:
Alone In the Night, by DarkSide (aka Nemesis)
A Prelude, by Jim Yearnshaw
2002:
I Left My Sense In San Francisco, by Kat Templeton and Aris Merquoni
2005:
Is Jolt Supposed To Do That? by Elena Oorebeek
The Amazing Adventures of Recruit Brenner, by Kat Templeton
Part 1